The 20th Annual Ms. Summer Serenity Pageant All-Stars Edition: A Night of Glitz, Glam, and Questionable Talent!
Ladies, gentlemen, and fabulous beings of all kinds, it’s time once again for the most highly anticipated, slightly chaotic, and absolutely unforgettable night of the year—the 20th Annual Ms. Summer Serenity Pageant!
For two decades, brave souls with big dreams (and sometimes even bigger hair) have taken the stage, strutting their stuff, lip-syncing their hearts out, and occasionally tripping over their own heels—all in the name of charity. And this year, we’re pulling out ALL the stops to celebrate our 20th anniversary in style!
Not only will we be crowning a brand-new champion (who will receive a lifetime supply of glory and exactly zero dollars in prize money), but we’re also bringing back some of our legendary past winners and a few of Shane’s all-time favorite performers from the last 20 years. That’s right—an all-star lineup of drag icons who have graced our stage, stolen our hearts, and possibly stolen some wigs along the way.
Expect death drops, high kicks, low morals, and enough sequins to blind an audience member in the cheap seats. Our competitors—some seasoned, some brand-new, and all equally unqualified—will battle it out in categories like talent, Q & A, and the ever-important ability to keep a wig on through vigorous choreography.
But remember, folks—this isn’t just about fierce competition and a chance to see someone attempt a cartwheel in stilettos. This is a fundraiser for the Triangle Club, so every ticket sold, every dollar donated, and every loose bill tucked into a queen’s bra goes directly to supporting a cause that truly makes a difference.
So grab your dollar bills, bring your loudest cheers, and prepare for a night of laughter, lipstick, and legendary moments. Because if there’s one thing we know after 20 years of this pageant, it’s that anything can happen—and it usually does.
See you there, darling!
